10th of January Where am I? What is this place? What is that? What’s this? What the hell? What is going on? What do I do with this? Why is that there? What?! 10th of January – Night Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God oh no I’m okay. All […]
The Player’s Diary – Magicka
6th July …. Ummm… 1300s? I’m a wizard, Diary. A robe-wearing, stick-wielding, crazy-looking wizard. My name is Bill. Bill the Wizard. Funny thing, I’m not the only Wizard – there’s a whole bunch of us! Made some friends today actually. There we were, exploring the depths of some castle. I was supposed to learn a […]
The Player’s Diary – Kingdom
17th August 1730 Dear Diary, You won’t believe this. There I was, trying to build my own kingdom from scratch. I was the best king ever, hired the locals, gave them steady jobs… when all of a sudden we got attacked and some munchkin freak-of-nature stole my crown! I got so upset… I turned into […]
The Player’s Diary – Alan Wake
28th September 1995 Dear Diary, Something was amiss. It was quiet. Too quiet. Why? I knew why. I just lost my wife. Forgot where I put her. Oops. Went outside to look for her. All of a sudden, these lumberjacks started attacking me. Now, I don’t like to brag, but I HAVE been mistaken for […]
The Player’s Diary – Amnesia: a Machine for Pigs
5th May 1890 Dear Diary, I swear that painting is looking at me funny. How do I know? Because I started it. I looked at it funny first. This house is huge. It’s like I know where every room is, like I’ve seen it in a dream. It’s so full of… things I recognize. Wait, […]
The Player’s Diary – DayZ
14th March 2016 Dear Diary, I’m not exactly sure what I did last night or where I’ve been, but I woke up in my pajamas again on some beach. I can’t remember much, but the whole area seems deserted. Found a pink pair of pants in a shed, so I put them on, I have […]