Year 1 (yes, YEAR 1) This is sooooooo awesome! Come here, brother of mine! Become a dwarf champion and I shall be a human ranger, and we both shall venture forth into the unknown! Fear not for I shall pay for both your account and mine using my special Credit Card! Year 2 The new […]
Guillermo del Toro – an excellent director, one of the best really, whose morbid thoughts take various unexpected shapes and forms in his movies. However, in an awkward twist, his latest movie “Crimson Peak” was quite… odd, from a brilliance point of view. Hang on here, I’ll tell you what I mean. It could be […]
21st October Dear Diary, I started my dream job! All this hard work, all this training for years and years. Finally, I can proudly dress up in my special uniform and present myself as Carl, the janitor! I’m here to make the world better, cleaner, shinier! 22nd October Dear Diary, Apparently, one of the most […]
I am a huge Indy fan and I’ve seen the movies and played the games a bajillion times. Given the fact that Disney no longer focuses on making games, and since they own Indy now, I’m pretty sure we won’t see another Indy game in the upcoming 10 years. So, for all those of you […]
May 2nd 1911 Here I am, workin’ on this here farm, helping the farmlady and her family. Can’t complain, food ain’t bad. Think I’ll like it here. May 3rd 1911 Wanted to salute a gentleman today. Accidentally shot his leg off. Twas an accident, I swear. I know that it doesn’t happen too often, but […]
Day 1 Ohhhh, I’m the cutest little thing that was ever spawned! Ohhh, look at me, I’m so little and tiny and small and cutsey I could just hug myself to death! Day 1 Me grow. Me eat other things. Me grow bigger! Day 1 Nature is fascinating – I grew and grew and now […]