14th March 2016 Dear Diary, I’m not exactly sure what I did last night or where I’ve been, but I woke up in my pajamas again on some beach. I can’t remember much, but the whole area seems deserted. Found a pink pair of pants in a shed, so I put them on, I have […]
11th March 2016 Dear Diary, Joined the Force. Not the Star Wars one. The REAL one. Look at me now: on the highest of SWAT teams, buying weapons with my own money. My government hates me. 12th March 2016 Dear Diary, Frank is a moron. He flashed me twice with a flashbang. I think he’s […]
Here it is, finally here! Enjoy!