Mar 22, 2016

The Player’s Diary – Counter Strike: Global Offensive

11th March 2016

Dear Diary,

Joined the Force. Not the Star Wars one. The REAL one.

Look at me now: on the highest of SWAT teams, buying weapons with my own money.

My government hates me.

12th March 2016

Dear Diary,

Frank is a moron. He flashed me twice with a flashbang.

I think he’s doing it on purpose. He must be rich.

Richer than me. I cannot afford two flashbangs.

Stupid Frank.

13th March 2016

Dear Diary,

Frank asked me to buy him an AWP. What the hell? Does it say “Hugo Boss” on my helmet?

I gave him a Bizon. Good luck getting headshots with that, Frank!

Frank shot me in the leg.

14th March 2016

Dear Diary,

I quit. Joined the other team. They promise a bigger salary.

They dress funny, but I don’t care. I get to keep my helmet.

One of them shouted something at me, I couldn’t make it out but I bought him a Bizon.

Got shot in the other leg. I hate people.

15th March 2016

Dear Diary,

My new friends gave me a phone! I’m so happy!

It was a bit bulky and had some wires sticking out of it, but it’s the thought that counts.

It had a customer service number attached to it, but when I called, all I got was a series of beeps and clicks.

Needless to say, a few moments later, I got through… the wall, the door, a few flower pots and I’m pretty sure my body went through a van that was parked nearby. And I killed a chicken.

I miss Frank.


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