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May 10, 2016

The Player’s Diary – Minecraft

10th of January

Where am I? What is this place? What is that? What’s this? What the hell? What is going on? What do I do with this? Why is that there? What?!

10th of January – Night

Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God oh no I’m okay.

All good.

What’s over there?

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!

11th of January

Haven’t eaten, need food. Need food so bad.

Gonna make a fishing rod. Fishing now.

How does one eat Shiny Book of “Fire Protection III”?

12th of January

Me caveman. Me make fire! Me gonna have good food, haha!

Heh, this is not so bad actually. Got my little house, a little fireplace going to keep me warm…

…….

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT!!!

13th of January

Okay, I’m all set. Armor, sword, food – ready to go mining!

17th of January

Back from mining! That was fun! Got 10 iron and a headache.

18th of January

Managed to enchant something. A potato.

Now I have a magical potato. I’m gonna call him Phil and love him forever.

18th of January – Night

I ate Phil.

Cried in a corner for hours. This place is far more emotional than I would’ve thought.

19th of January

I think I saw myself, but I had …white eyes?? This place is getting to me.

…wait, who’s hissing?

9/10

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