May 24, 2016

The Player’s Diary – Spore

Day 1

Ohhhh, I’m the cutest little thing that was ever spawned! Ohhh, look at me, I’m so little and tiny and small and cutsey I could just hug myself to death!

Day 1

Me grow. Me eat other things. Me grow bigger!

Day 1

Nature is fascinating – I grew and grew and now I get to choose exactly how to look. I can have 10 mouths and one leg or five eyes and 10 wings. It’s awesome!

Day 1

Oh, this planet is huge. I get to explore it and make friends and do a silly little dance and it’s so… so… ummm… pointless?

Day 1

I’m in space now. I’ve been born literally 3 hours ago and now I’m in space. Grrreat. Now what?

Day 1

Boring. Boring. Borgin. Boring. I wish I was extinct.

Day 2

*uninstalled game*



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