Year 1 (yes, YEAR 1) This is sooooooo awesome! Come here, brother of mine! Become a dwarf champion and I shall be a human ranger, and we both shall venture forth into the unknown! Fear not for I shall pay for both your account and mine using my special Credit Card! Year 2 The new […]
21st October Dear Diary, I started my dream job! All this hard work, all this training for years and years. Finally, I can proudly dress up in my special uniform and present myself as Carl, the janitor! I’m here to make the world better, cleaner, shinier! 22nd October Dear Diary, Apparently, one of the most […]
??? Dear Diary, I woke up today in a dungeon. Ate a yummy soul and feel freshened. I gently trotted around, trying to find my way. Some very rude people with hollow eyes and ghastly empty faces tried to kill me. How impolite. I made my way towards a little meadow, on top of a […]
May 2nd 1911 Here I am, workin’ on this here farm, helping the farmlady and her family. Can’t complain, food ain’t bad. Think I’ll like it here. May 3rd 1911 Wanted to salute a gentleman today. Accidentally shot his leg off. Twas an accident, I swear. I know that it doesn’t happen too often, but […]
Day 1 Ohhhh, I’m the cutest little thing that was ever spawned! Ohhh, look at me, I’m so little and tiny and small and cutsey I could just hug myself to death! Day 1 Me grow. Me eat other things. Me grow bigger! Day 1 Nature is fascinating – I grew and grew and now […]
August 15th 2508 This is awesome, this is awesome! I’m a spaceman, I’m a spaceman! In a space ship, in a spaceship! Dum-dee-dum, pew pew pew! This is so awesome! August 15th 2508 – 5 minutes later All my friends are DEAD! My space ship is DEAD! Everyone is DEAD! This is horrible! There’s like […]